“Thanks, Chanandler Bong.”

“So what do I do?”

“Whatever happens, we’re a family. You, me, David, Lisa, Matt, Courteney. And family doesn’t let family fight alone.”

Leo froze. He knew Friends . He’d watched every episode dozens of times. This dialogue wasn’t in Season 4. He checked the metadata: Created: April 12, 1997. Last modified: Never. Encoding: Experimental M4B (Multilayer Backchannel Audio).

“Shut up, Lisa.”