Young Sheldon S01e04 Bdmv _best_ Official

Sheldon applies statistical analysis to family breakfast, leading to a temporary collapse of the Cooper household’s social contract.

Mm. Tastes like victory.

(Looks up, deadpan) I call dibs on the prettiest one. young sheldon s01e04 bdmv

Don’t be absurd. I don’t have a sufficient dowry of ketchup packets.

(To himself) Thirty-seven. Thirty-eight. The lack of milk introduces a desirable auditory crunch feedback loop. The sausages can keep their chaos. with surgical precision

Sheldon picks up a fork and begins, with surgical precision, to separate the sausages. He creates a one-centimeter gap between each link.

Are you gonna marry one of ‘em, too?

MARY (40s, protective) slides a plate of breakfast sausage links onto the table. They are perfectly browned. A glistening, greasy logjam of pork.