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Now it’s a kinetic desk toy that spits out tiny paper fortunes about your bad life choices.

Behold. The Regret-O-Matic 3000. 🛹⚙️🔮 wespank

Spank the top to start your free therapy session. ” 📸 [Photo: A chaotic but artfully shot garage creation — wires, wood glue, and a tiny slot where a slip of paper reads “You should have called your mom back.”] Now it’s a kinetic desk toy that spits

— just now “Y’all ever stare at a pile of junk in your garage for three years, then suddenly see exactly what it wants to become? a skateboard truck

Found an old broken clock radio, a skateboard truck, and half a fishing reel.