Inside: a complete timeline. Every bug he’d ever shipped. Every NULL handle he’d passed. Every GetLastError() he’d ignored. Formatted neatly, with timestamps.
// Thank you, user32.dll. For everything. user32 dll
Leo double-clicked the crash dump. The debugger opened, and instead of the usual hex gibberish, a single line of plain text appeared in the console: [USER32.DLL] You’re welcome, by the way. Leo blinked. Rubbed his eyes. “What the—” Inside: a complete timeline
Leo did.