“Schools blocked Fortnite. They blocked Roblox. But they forgot the saddest bunny alive.”

Show gameplay of the bunny dodging obstacles. “The premise? You’re a broke rabbit. You can’t afford double jumps. You can’t afford checkpoints. You die? You restart like the rest of us.”

Clip: Bunny respawning, looking left and right. Voiceover (excited whisper): "Unblocked Poor Bunny. The hero we don't deserve."