The Frank & Beans Quandary 2021 [2026]

Arthur bought them both.

Back in his kitchen, he prepared the meal with the same solemnity as always. The cocktail wieners were too small, too slick. The vegetarian sauce was thin and lied about its maple heritage. He sat down. Fork poised. the frank & beans quandary

He took a bite.

The corner store was still open. He walked the three blocks in a fine drizzle, rehearsing the geometry of the meal in his head. But the store’s cooler was a graveyard of culinary compromise. No all-beef. Only “poultry links” and something called “wheat-based protein tubes.” Arthur bought them both