The journal of the great wizard, Lord Poltergeist. In it lies the key to the ultimate power in the universe. And do you know where that power is hidden?
[SCENE OPENS – LIVE ACTION BEACH. BURGER-BEARD THE PIRATE (played by Antonio Banderas) stands next to a pirate ship built on a dune buggy.] sponge out of water transcript
(to camera) Ahoy, slack-jaws! You there, yes, you — the one with the face. Come closer. Closer. No, not that close — I can count your nose hairs. There. Stop. The journal of the great wizard, Lord Poltergeist
(He holds up a small, tattered book.)
(Squidward opens the window, looking miserable.) [SCENE OPENS – LIVE ACTION BEACH
(He pulls a lever. A cannon fires a beach ball. It bounces away.)
Now, how does a man get to a place called Bikini Bottom? Well, he’d need a magical dolphin. Or a submarine. I’m working on the submarine.
