In the post-game interview, a reporter asked Coach Spud the secret to his success.
“A whole, raw, unpeeled onion,” she confirmed. “Each player must consume it. No dipping. No crying. It’s the ‘Retro Bowl Onion Mandate.’ For ‘intestinal grit.’” retro bowl onion
Touchdown. Championship.
“Don’t you cry!” screamed the league official, pointing a stiff, pixelated finger. In the post-game interview, a reporter asked Coach