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And some things were too perfect.

"I love clean things. Like sheets. Which you haven't washed in three weeks."

"You care more about that bike than my post-shower happiness." #raunchy_couple

Leo and Mia had been together for three years, long enough to know every creak in their apartment floor and every dirty secret the other kept. Their friends called them #raunchy_couple after Leo accidentally posted a video of Mia licking chocolate sauce off his abs during a "family-friendly" game night.

She walked up behind him and slid her arms around his waist. And some things were too perfect

The Laundry List

"The bet," he said, not turning around. "Midnight. You can't—" " he said

She bit his shoulder. "Exactly."