“The final straw,” she said, taking a massive bite of ice cream, “was when he told me I’d look younger if I smiled more. And then he corrected my pronunciation of ‘bruschetta.’”
So last Saturday, she caught a boot.
“Did you at least get a good story out of it?” I asked. mother's bad date
“He also said,” she continued, “that he once broke up with a woman because she named her cat after a punctuation mark. The cat was named ‘Comma.’” “The final straw,” she said, taking a massive