Arthur Ponder had always been a quiet man, which made his sudden mania all the more alarming to the neighbors of Mulberry Lane. For thirty years, he had tended his petunias, nodded at mailmen, and returned library books on time. Then, one Tuesday, he painted his front door a screaming shade of vermilion and began speaking in rhyming couplets about the moon.

And for one glorious, terrifying week, Mulberry Lane believed him. Until the men in white coats came—not for Arthur, but for the mayor, who had started painting the fire hydrants to look like strawberries.

And then came the music.

They never did find Arthur. Some say he walked into the woods playing that crooked harmonica, and the trees began to dance. Others say he never existed at all—that the mania was always there, sleeping under the petunias, waiting for a quiet man to set it free.

By Sunday, half the street had joined Arthur’s “Lunatic Parade.” They wore mismatched shoes and spoke in anagrams. The town council convened an emergency meeting, but the mayor arrived with his underpants on his head and called for “more glitter in the water supply.”