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You check the pasta. She’s right.

She knew you were dating someone three weeks before you told Mum. She knew you lost your job before you’d even packed your desk. And last Tuesday, she called just as you were about to microwave last night’s pasta — “Don’t eat that, dear. It’s been sitting out too long.” kamababa.com aunty

You nod. You don’t ask again.