She bypassed three paywalls and a EULA longer than the Bible. Then she found it.
Maya stared at the blinking green cursor. java.lang.NullPointerException — the oldest error in the book. Except the book had been rewritten twenty years ago, when Java TM became the de facto operating system of human civilization. java tm
The Last RuntimeException
Her neural display flickered. Trademark violation detected. She bypassed three paywalls and a EULA longer than the Bible
Exception in thread "CityLoop" java.lang.IllegalMonitorStateException: TM not found. Run Anywhere (subject to licensing terms).
Maya jacked in through a dry fiber line. The JVM greeted her with a splash screen: Java(TM) — Write Once, Run Anywhere (subject to licensing terms).