The vote happens fast. Whispers. Pointed fingers. Inevitably, the axe falls on , a 52-year-old former rugby prop turned reality TV villain. He is loud, eats triple portions, and last night called the camp's beloved yoga instructor "a space cadet." Paul (to camera, sweating through his vest): "They've picked me. The snakes. Right. I've scrrummaged against the All Blacks. I've headbutted a wardrobe on Celebrity Big Brother . How bad can a few Greek lizards be?" Trial Location: The Parthenon of Pain (a custom-built structure overlooking a jagged coastline).
Second bowl: . He crunches. A squirt of vitreous humour hits the cameraman's lens. i'm a celebrity... get me out of here greece season 13 bd9
appear on the camp's tiny screen, grinning like benevolent demons. Dec: "Morning, campers! How's the baklava withdrawal?" Ant: "Never mind that. Because today, one of you is about to face... The Hydra's Feast. " A collective groan. Last season, a contestant lost two stone and his sanity in the Hydra's Feast. The vote happens fast
Then, Bowl Five: — a whole, spiny sea scorpion (harmless, but psychologically devastating). He bites down. A leg pierces his gum. He screams, but keeps chewing. The audience at home is vomiting into their popcorn. Inevitably, the axe falls on , a 52-year-old
Back at Camp Cleo, that night.
Bowl Six: The Hydra's Heart.
At midnight, the camp's water supply—which they’d painstakingly filtered from a natural spring—begins to . Tents start to emit a low, infrasound hum. The yoga instructor wakes up to find a perfect circle of dead ants around her sleeping bag.