Halloween Modern Family Episode May 2026

Gloria is on a ladder, hanging a life-size skeleton from a chandelier. Jay watches from his recliner, wearing a simple black eyepatch.

Suddenly, a loud CRASH from the backyard. Cut to JOE (age 10) standing next to a shattered birdbath. He’s wearing a full werewolf costume—snout, claws, fur. halloween modern family episode

Cam and Mitchell sit on the couch, exhausted but happy. Gloria is on a ladder, hanging a life-size

Mom, George ate a crayon. Is that a choking hazard or just a snack? Gloria is on a ladder

End.

I’m going as a “College Student Who Definitely Didn’t Drop Out.” It’s a horror costume. Very scary.