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The next day, she wore a dress made entirely of interlocking felt rectangles. “Platonic solids, my lord. The very bedrock of reality.” He nodded, unable to argue with bedrock.

Within a week, the kingdom of Ardore became the most sensibly-dressed nation in history. Silk stockings were burned in bonfires. Lace was torn from collars and repurposed as fishing nets. The milliners, those architects of whimsy, closed up shop and fled to the mountains. frivolousdressorder

Each day, she appeared in a new outfit that was, technically, perfectly legal. The next day, she wore a dress made

“Bartholomew,” she sighed, watching a courtier walk past in a beige shift. “Is there no one with a scrap of originality?” The next day