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You haul other people's discards like a king dragging his own throne to the dump. Glimmer in the cab light, grit under the fingernails.

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You shine like a stolen jewel, Emerald β€” but your hands are stained with midnight pickup routes, your boots caked in the ghost of last week's takeout.