Deadpool Moviesda [better] Guide

“Here’s the thing. Someone—probably a guy with a goatee who owns too many leather chairs—uploaded a bootleg of my latest adventure. No 4K, no chimichanga-fueled commentary track, and worst of all… they cut my post-credits dance number.”

“First rule of breaking the fourth wall? Bring snacks.” deadpool moviesda

“See? Piracy’s boring. But fixing piracy with maximum stupid effort? That’s a sequel I’d pay for.” “Here’s the thing

“So I’m doing what any self-respecting merc with a mouth would do. I’m breaking into the moviesda server. Not to take it down. Oh no. To improve it.” no chimichanga-fueled commentary track