David Guetta Fail Link

He reaches for the CDJ. He cues the next track. He waits for the snare roll.

Denial. He waves his arms, screaming "EVERYBODY FUCKING JUMP!" Nobody jumps. The silence is so loud that you can hear a girl in the front row sigh and check her Instagram DMs. david guetta fail

Finally, a tech runs on stage. He jams a new USB into Slot A. The kick drum hits. He reaches for the CDJ

“Guetta didn’t press play. He pressed ‘Destroy Career.’” david guetta fail

Then, the horror sets in.

Guetta falls to his knees. He kisses the stage floor.