Extractor !!top!! - Chkn

“Extraction complete,” chirped the machine’s pleasant, feminine voice. “Chicken essence: 99.8% pure. Residual biomass: reclassified as Mammalia ambiguus .”

Elara adjusted the brass goggles on her forehead and stared at the creature in the glass chamber. It had once been a perfectly fine Rhode Island Red named Clucky One. Now, it was a pale, featherless thing that mewed softly and tried to burrow into the straw. chkn extractor

The second vial went to a philosopher who wanted to know what Gallus gallus domesticus meant without the bird. He drank it and spent three weeks sitting in a nesting box, refusing to speak. ” chirped the machine’s pleasant