(without looking up) That’s not a certification. That’s a participation award they email to everyone.
Wrong, plant daddy. It’s a liability waiver. Now shush. My podcast told me that low-frequency sounds from arguing attract bed bugs. abbott elementary s01e09 dvd9
(stares) You don’t know what’s in this plastic, son. I’ve seen things. The Matrix was a documentary. (without looking up) That’s not a certification
It’s a computer, not a puppy.
Ooh, a shiny coaster. My office needs one. The last one got sticky. Anyway, the district budget for ‘new learning rectangles’ is zero dollars. Figure it out. It’s a liability waiver
In classroom, the second-graders are watching a grainy, pixelated video on a rolling cart. The screen flickers. The narrator says, “A budget is like a lunch tray…” before the video freezes on a horrifically blocky image of a smiley face.
(gasps) She knows the open-source encoding software!